Thursday, February 22, 2007

Wisdom Today...

Today, I want to share with you a wisdom that may already make sense to many out there.
Google is your friend.
Google will help you in your darkest hour of need.
And after you've finally found a hitman service that is willing to off you for two beerbottle caps, a shiny nickle and some pocket-lint, Google will hop in the sack with you.
But whatever happens, don't ask it to move it's thumb away from *there* - trust me, Google can go pretty damn violent, even when pretending to be a smooth pimp.

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